(message: Using formerly uncharacteristic creativity, you apply the suction cup- like plunger to the smooth metal finish and hang on for dear life! Once a janitor, always a janitor!) (message: You can hang on no longer. Your grip weakens...) (Roger falls off of the wall and into the acid.) (message: Imagine, if you will, taking a bath in sulphuric acid and using pumice for a washcloth. After that bit of displeasure passes, it gets much worse as the acid slowly eats its way to the last critical organs. Finally, mercifully, death takes you.)

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