(A giant hand appears and smushes Roger.) (Roger lies on the keyboard in a smushed, gory mess.) (message: Darn, Roger Wilco. I guess His Lardness got a little fed up with your meddling. You've been redesigned once again revealing a permanent overhead view. You resemble one of those colorful mosaics commonly found on windshields.)

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