The Many Deaths of Roger Wilco
"The place where every day is a good day to die."


Space Quest 3 - Ortega


Go for too long without putting on some thermal protection.

My, my, this is one hot planet! Hopefully you'll last more than a few minutes.

Too late you realize that walking around unprotected on this planet is hazardous to your health. You feel your blood begin to boil.

You sizzle into oblivion. This planet wouldn't be so bad if you could keep cool somehow.

Sunbathing Not Recommended
It's so hot you could fry a Vorlian phlegmsnake egg.

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Get spotted by the ScumSoft henchmen.

Way to go, ace! You blundered your way to within range of the pirate's jello gun. You suffocate in an impenetrable block of jello.

Just Like Mom Used to Make
As your life sputters to a close, you decide to cut down on desserts.

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Fall off of one of the ledges.

Roger: Oh, noooooo!

New, Improved Quick Tanning Method
You never did care for fondue. Next time, don't get so close to the edge.

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Take a detonator and go back and try to walk across the wobbly bridge.

The impact switch on the thermal detonator was triggered by your wobbling on the unstable rock. Your fragments are strewn over a wide area.

Be More Careful With Explosives
Didn't mom always tell you not to play with firecrackers?

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Fall off of the top of the generator.
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Fall into the hole in the top of the generator.
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Roger: Oh, noooooo!

Deceleration Trauma
It wouldn't be so bad, except for the sudden stop at the end. Next time, don't get so close to the edge.

Take another detonator then try to pole vault the gap where the bridge was.

Your brow furrows in grim determination as you prepare for a tremendous leap.

The impact of your landing set off the thermal detonator. Your fragments are strewn over a wide area.

Be More Careful With Explosives
Didn't mom always tell you not to play with firecrackers?

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