The Many Deaths of Roger Wilco
"The place where every day is a good day to die."


Space Quest 3 - Pestulon


Try to enter ScumSoft while still visible.
or
After you become invisible don't make it inside the entrance before you become visible again.
or
Walk back up the stairs after getting past the guards.

Congratulations on Your Recent Death!
Thanks for playing Space Quest III. As usual, you've been a real hoot.

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Walk around to either side of the ScumSoft entrance and get fried by a forcefield.

Oh. No! You've stepped into an electrical force field and as a result you are fried to a crackly crunch. YOU'RE TOAST DUDE!

Congratulations on Your Recent Death!
Thanks for playing Space Quest III. As usual, you've been a real hoot.

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Enter the cubicle section while still in your regular clothes.

Random Scumsoft Guy: Security... we have an intruder in accounting.

Just Like Mom Used to Make
As your life sputters to a close, you decide to cut down on desserts.

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Walk by a full trash can without vaporizing it.

Random Scumsoft Guy: Security... we have an intruder in accounting disguised as a janitor.

Uh-oh! You're in deep trouble now. These guys know that a real janitor would never bypass a full waste basket.

You Have Blown Your "Cover"
You have demonstrated a surprising lack of janitorial skill. Perhaps this would be a opportune time to "brush up" on your technique with Space Quest I and II.

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After you take the portrait try to leave without replacing it.

Random Scumsoft Guy: Security... we have an intruder in accounting disguised as a janitor.

You Have Blown Your "Cover"
You have demonstrated a surprising lack of janitorial skill. Perhaps this would be a opportune time to "brush up" on your technique with Space Quest I and II.

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Miss the trash can one too many times.

Oops! You missed.

William Tell you are not.

Stand closer - it's shorter than you think.

You just put a nasty burn mark in the carpet.

You're starting to arouse suspicion with your marksmanship.

Elmo Pug: Security... I've got some butthead in my office posing as a janitor.

You Have Blown Your "Cover"
You have demonstrated a surprising lack of janitorial skill. Perhaps this would be a opportune time to "brush up" on your technique with Space Quest I and II.

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Fall off the ledge in the place where the Two Guys are being held.

You Have Taken the Big Plunge
That's one small step for man... One giant leap for janitor-kind.

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Lose in the Nukem Dukem Robots arena.

Well, it looks like you've depleted your power. The last thing you see is your blood slowly spreading across the arena floor.

Down For the Count
Better hang out at the gym more often.

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During the space fight, get shot because you don't have the appropriate shields up.

Having the correct shield up could have prevented this! The final shot shreds the side of your ship. In the sudden vacuum, your body fluids expand beyond the capacity of your tissues. Your desiccated body will drift forever, a grim testament to your blundering stupidity.

Decompression Blues
Sudden decompression sucks!

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Have your shields get depleted by leaving them up too long, then get shot.

With your shield depleted, the final hit shreds the side of your ship. In the sudden vacuum, your body fluids expand beyond the capacity of your tissues. Your desiccated body will drift forever, a grim testament to your blundering stupidity.

Decompression Blues
Sudden decompression sucks!

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Total number of ways to die: 40


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This site was created by Liz Calkins on June 18, 2001.
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