The Many Deaths of Roger Wilco
"The place where every day is a good day to die."

Space Quest 5 - The SpaceBar

After you let loose the Sea Monkeys, stay onboard too long.

The Space Monkeys are reproducing at an alarming rate.

You could be in big trouble if you don't get out of here soon, Roger. The station isn't going to be able to take the added pressure of so many Space Monkeys for much longer.

Intercom: WARNING! Station structural integrity has been compromised. All non-essential personnel are ordered to evacuate. Damage control teams report to deck 20.

Intercom: WARNING! Hull breach imminent. All remaining personnel are ordered to evacuate the station immediately.

Intercom: WARNING! We're all going to die! We're all going to die! We're all going to die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

Looks like you took a little too long getting out of there, but thanks for playing Space Quest 5. You've been a real blast.


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This site was created by Liz Calkins on June 18, 2001.