The Many Deaths of Roger Wilco
"The place where every day is a good day to die."

Space Quest 5 - Klorox II

After you get caught by the colonist, fail to dodge his Death Loogies.

Colonist: Now try and dodge my Death Loogies, Monkey Boy!

Colonist: HAAWWKKKK!

Roger: You know, a little hemorrhoidal ointment will clear that rash on your face right up! Now get off me!

Nice reflexes. Try ducking next time.


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This site was created by Liz Calkins on June 18, 2001.