The Many Deaths of Roger Wilco
"The place where every day is a good day to die."


Space Quest 5 - StarCon Academy


Take too long to get to class.
or
Take too long to start cleaning the emblem after the teacher tells you to.

Maybe you should go scrub the crest now...

The Commandant is gonna be mad if you don't scrub the crest soon, Rog.

If you don't get your butt down to the rotunda and start scrubbing, you'll be tossed out of the academy.

There's no place for slackers in StarCon Academy.

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Look at someone else's test while the Proctormatic 9000 droid is looking.

Uh oh! Busted!

Maybe you should have taken the correspondence course.

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Try to complete the test without cheating.

Roger: The test's over already?

Roger: I failed?!! Oh heellllllllllllllp!!

Maybe you should have taken the correspondence course.

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Take too long to finish cleaning the emblem after you've started.

Quirk: You buffoon! You can't even scrub a floor without a road map! It's obvious you're not Academy material.

Quirk: Pack your bags, Wilco. You're taking a little trip!

StarCon Academy is no place for slackers.

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Try to clean the emblem without setting out the cones.

Random Cadet: Hey! Watch it with that thing!

Random Cadet: Watch out!

Random Cadet: Do you *mind*, Monkey Boy? Watch where you're going!

Random Cadet: Scrub the floor, not me, Monkey Boy!

Random Cadet: I see that you pilot one of those almost as well as you drive a trainer, Wilco.

Random Cadet: Ouch!

Random Cadet: You moron!

Random Cadet: Watch where you're going!

Quirk: You buffoon! You can't even scrub a floor without a road map! It's obvious you're not Academy material.

Quirk: Pack your bags, Wilco. You're taking a little trip!

StarCon Academy is no place for slackers.

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